Reel 'em in!

"Her nose had a hook you could catch fish with."

The big one?

"He doesn't toe the line."

Hope it doesn't smell

"He has diarrhea of the texting."

Misheard lyrics

A woman once called Randy Bachman to tell him how

much she like his song "Bacon-carrot biscuits."

("Taking Care of Business")

Is it an internal war?

"Ignorance is blitz."