I'll bet that got sticky!

"He was wearing one of those baklavas to keep his face warm."

Just how clear is that?

"The water in the stream was clear as a bell."

What a review!

"This film will rip out your heart, and throw it on the cold, hard ground in a puddle of your tears. There it will be left to rot, the heart strings being devoured by vultures... in a good way."

The whole shebang

"The hole thing is based on lies."

NYSE or Nasdaq?

"Al Sharpton is a trader." 

That's a good place to do that.

"Traffic is stop and grow in the area."

That wasn't cool.

"He snubbed out her life."

Eww!

"That's a whole other bag of worms."

Interesting hybrid!

"I heard Duke Armstrong played there!"

Is that a new exercise plan?

"I walk in zig-zags."

Couldn't he have both?

"I couldn't tell if he had a wide face or a lazy eye."

Are you sure you got that right?

"Please welcome me in joining this amazing duo." 

That's gotta hurt!

"He's in internal hell."

Seems like there's a new disease every day

"It can cure post dramatic stress."

Unclear on the concept

"Hey, let me get a selfie of you guys!" 

Did it get to him?

"They gave him a lot of slack for what he did."

Thumbs up!

"He had her wrapped under his thumb."

Bon Voyage!

"We flushed out a lot of songs."

The illiterati has spoken

"I'd rather read a book than watch this movie. It sucked."

Okay, more for us!

"Handmade chocolates? Gross! Give me Hershey's any day."

That would have caused some fireworks!

"I rode my bike to the fireworks and back without brakes.

It was insane. I almost hit a baby!"

So get your foot wet already!

"He just wanted to get his foot into the other pond."

New experience for you?

Overheard at the Detroit Public Library:

"Wow, this is really old school!"

Sounds tasty!

Overheard at Eastern Market today:

"It's like a deep fried Oreo without the Oreo." 

Oh those crazy Brits

Overheard in a British movie:

"He's as happy as Larry."

Does that make us good at crossword puzzles?

"The U.S. is a word power."

Do they do that when you're not looking?

I noticed this on a leaf bag. 

Tiny bubbles!

"He's a real Don Ho with the women."

Oh those important cell phone calls

I overheard this conversation at a public drinking fountain:
"Hang on, I'm going to get a drink of water."
(Drinks)
"There, did you hear me drinking the water?"

That small, eh?

"Tax them down to a molehill."

He must have liked his sweets

"He was like a bull in a candy shop."

Yea, but could he read by them?

"A light when on in his eyes."

That must make walking difficult.

"He left the room with his head between his legs." 

Is he good enough to eat?

"He's a great roll model."

I'll bet he's flyin' high.

"Is the Fiscal Times a Putin moth piece?" 

Ouch!

"I think I have pink eye."

"It looks more like drink eye to me."

Be sure to cook it long enough

"I'm going to have a cd dinner tonight."

Under the sea?

"They can go where the sub don't shine."

Almost as bad as my socks!

"You've got a stink on you that'd make a shrimp sick."

Gee, that stinks!

"It was a fragrant violation."

Wonder how that would sound?

"He played him like a cat playing a violin."

Raw or cooked?

"The kids were beet up."

Along for the ride?

"Russia is a rode state."

Let it slide

"A gentleman is someone who knows how to 

play the trombone, and doesn't."

Working hard or hardly working?

When Pope John was asked how many people worked at the Vatican, 

he said, "About half of them." 

Great buzz

"You're married with three daughters? 

That's gotta be a hornet's nest of hormones." 

So are you thick as a brick?

"I'm a rock between a hard place."

Burn, Baby Burn

"It's time to pick up the torch and push the envelope."

Or quietly, either.

"They shouldn't be aloud to have kids."

Those are hard jobs to get!

"My daughter's majoring in poetry. 

What's she going to do when she graduates? Drive a poetry truck"?