What I just heard
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
I doubt we'd all fit.
"The U.S. should be in jail now."
Saturday, December 26, 2015
That's pretty dead, I guess.
"He's as dead as yesterday's communion wine."
Saturday, December 19, 2015
I guess you can't be both
"Are you a ballerina?"
"No, I'm Puerto Rican."
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
I can relate!
"I'm calling you on my land line. This is so High School."
Thursday, December 10, 2015
I'm impressed
"He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips."
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