I doubt we'd all fit.

"The U.S. should be in jail now."

That's pretty dead, I guess.

"He's as dead as yesterday's communion wine."

I guess you can't be both

"Are you a ballerina?"

"No, I'm Puerto Rican." 

I can relate!

"I'm calling you on my land line. This is so High School." 

I'm impressed

"He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips."