Friday, May 31, 2013

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Use your head


"I'm tired of hearing about my men getting their legs decapitated." 

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Saturday, May 25, 2013

What'll they think of next?


"How do you like your new shower?"
"It's great! There's this button you can press and this eucalypto stuff comes out."

Friday, May 24, 2013

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Is this what he meant?



"Do you have Lincoln-in?"
"Actually, I was one of the first people to get it. But I don't use it because I don't want to connect with anyone."

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Must be a new composer

Overheard on a local NPR station: "This weekend, the Detroit Symphony Orchestra will be performing works by Roshminov."

Monday, May 20, 2013

The eyes have it


"I think I need new glasses. The stigmata in my right eye has gotten a lot worse."

Overheard at a jazz show


"Back in the late 20s, they had a lot of problems with whiskey. That was during Probation".