Monday, May 1, 2017

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Works for me



Person #1: "The airfare to Paris was high until the bombings happened."
Parson #2: "So there's an upside to terrorism."

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

There's a difference?


Patron: "I'll have a pint of ale."
Bartender: "Do you want a large pint or a small pint?"

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Do the math.


Customer: "What size McNuggets do you have"?
Cashier: "We have 6, 9, and 12 piece McNuggets".
Customer: "I'll take the half dozen".
Cashier: "We don't have that size. Only 6, 9, and 12 pieces".