That could be a sticky situation.

 

"You can hide your identity by wearing a baklava."

Is that a new body part?

 

"He got hit right in the Bahookie!"

He must have long arms!

 

"He was reaching across the isle."

Wow! The adhesive hardly shows!

 

"The Lamination of the Dead Christ."

Did it remind you of a Gruyere painting?

 

"The place smelled like Goya cheese."

That couldn't have been easy!

 

"He threw his friends under the jail."

Does your sponsor know?

 

"I was left to my own vices."