Would you need to call 911?

"He sounds like a cereal rapist."

I hope he's okay with that.

"He's a roll model."

Have at it!

"We need to flush the idea out."

They still make those?

"That's just my 1/2 cent."

Are they USDA Prime?

"All he does is play golf and eat stakes."

Say what?

"The Russian collision thing isn't working."

Wouldn't they catch fire?

"He can pull coals from fire with bear hands."