That must be a huge leap!

"He jumped the shark tank".

And your point would be?

"He's like a bowl in a China shop."

Is there room under there?

"If it was you or me, we would be thrown under the jail."

Just fill 'em with water

"His footprints in the sand can never be filled."

Works for me

Person #1: "The airfare to Paris was high until the bombings happened."
Parson #2: "So there's an upside to terrorism."

There's a difference?

Patron: "I'll have a pint of ale."

Bartender: "Do you want a large pint or a small pint?"

Do the math.

Customer: "What size McNuggets do you have"?

Cashier: "We have 6, 9, and 12 piece McNuggets".

Customer: "I'll take the half dozen".

Cashier: "We don't have that size. Only 6, 9, and 12 pieces".