Friday, December 20, 2013

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Ouch!


"She was standing in front of the mirror, pruning herself." 

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Monday, December 2, 2013

Overheard at a Japanese grocery store


"Dude, I don't know what this stuff is,
but you get a shitload of it for five bucks!"

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Friday, November 22, 2013

Friday, November 15, 2013

Say what?


"My dad's hearing is so bad, I have to threepeat everything I say."

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

What exactly didn't you get?

I just saw this job posting:

I need an awesome freelance editor to help me edit my blogs. I am only looking for Americans with newspaper or excellent editing background.

Response: From Vishvanath from India: "i am be student looking for online jobs." Seriously? Or is this a joke?


Stay focused


"I bought a Ford Focus. It does not scream Mid-Life Crisis
like go out and hunt bears."

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Someone has a poor understanding of anatomy.

Found this attempt to insult the president in a forum...


"Barack backless rib Obama..."

Monday, July 22, 2013

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

A big bang theory


"I feel Detroit's a blank canvas ready to explode. It's on everybody's radar."

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Eek!


"Wouldn't you like to be a mouse on the wall for that meeting?"

Monday, June 17, 2013

Father's Day Special




Overheard in a bathroom. A little girl talking to her dad:
"You know Daddy, you're not a girl. " Then, "You're wearing a girl cowboy hat. I can tell because of the shape."

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Monday, June 10, 2013

Sunday, June 9, 2013