What I just heard
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Just fill 'em with water
"His footprints in the sand can never be filled."
Sunday, April 16, 2017
Works for me
Person #1: "The airfare to Paris was high until the bombings happened."
Parson #2: "So there's an upside to terrorism."
Wednesday, April 12, 2017
There's a difference?
Patron: "I'll have a pint of ale."
Bartender: "Do you want a large pint or a small pint?"
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