What I just heard
Friday, December 23, 2016
Are you listening?
Me: "Can I have a Cab"?
Waitress brings me the tab.
Me "No, not the tab can I have a cab"?
Waitress: "Do you want an Uber or a taxi"?
Me: "No I'd like a glass of Cabernet".
Thursday, December 1, 2016
That's pretty twisted.
"He's as twisted as a balloon animal."
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