Are they USDA Prime?

"All he does is play golf and eat stakes."

Say what?

"The Russian collision thing isn't working."

Wouldn't they catch fire?

"He can pull coals from fire with bear hands."

They've sunk to a new low.

"They bought it, hook, line, and sink."

How can they do that?

"They should abolish the electrical college."

That must be one huge gun.

"We dodged a 600 lb. bullet."

What is he going to do with them?

"The small guy getting screws again."

It must be worth a fortune.

"It's a gold mind for politicians."

Ewww!

"Dude, that's the mullet of food."

Or brain science?

"Guys, it's not rocket surgery."

They need a wall for them?

"They need a boarder wall."

Or an earth check

"We need to do a back ground check on him.

Or dusk?

"He should dawn a military uniform."

Silver or gold?

"They should give him a metal."

It's all about handiwork.

"You reap what you sew."

Big or baby?

"He's got to toe the line."

Why?

"He should have covered his tacks."

Tigers bark?

"It's a paper tiger with no real bite to its bark."

There it goes!

"He's selling the country down the drain."

That must be a huge leap!

"He jumped the shark tank".

And your point would be?

"He's like a bowl in a China shop."

Is there room under there?

"If it was you or me, we would be thrown under the jail."

Just fill 'em with water

"His footprints in the sand can never be filled."

Works for me

Person #1: "The airfare to Paris was high until the bombings happened."
Parson #2: "So there's an upside to terrorism."

There's a difference?

Patron: "I'll have a pint of ale."

Bartender: "Do you want a large pint or a small pint?"

Do the math.

Customer: "What size McNuggets do you have"?

Cashier: "We have 6, 9, and 12 piece McNuggets".

Customer: "I'll take the half dozen".

Cashier: "We don't have that size. Only 6, 9, and 12 pieces".

Are they named after this fella?

"I went down to Mickey D's and got me some Chicken McDouglas."

Say what?

"What goes around really does come home to roost."