Gee, that stinks!

"It was a fragrant violation."

Wonder how that would sound?

"He played him like a cat playing a violin."

Raw or cooked?

"The kids were beet up."

Along for the ride?

"Russia is a rode state."

Let it slide

"A gentleman is someone who knows how to 

play the trombone, and doesn't."

Working hard or hardly working?

When Pope John was asked how many people worked at the Vatican, 

he said, "About half of them." 

Great buzz

"You're married with three daughters? 

That's gotta be a hornet's nest of hormones." 

So are you thick as a brick?

"I'm a rock between a hard place."