Now that's saying' a lot

"A dead person could take a crap and it wouldn't smell that bad."

What a pest

"It's a real annoying dog...sort of a cross between

a beagle and a mosquito."

How sad

"My heart sank like a 25-pound dead catfish."

Does it have special powers?

"It's just a fairy tail."

Oh those crazy Frogs!

"They were playing 'Mayonnaise', you know, the French National Anthem."

Do they smell like onions?

"They're up there in their white castle."