Which one would that be?

"Get your head out of the ostrich hole."

Was it tasty?

I had one of those IPO beers." 

Did she use a pattern?

"She reaped what she sewed."

Well aren't you something

"This is the only non-plaid shirt I own."

Good thing, that.

"If the Red Sea parted and closed back up as slowly

as these elevator doors, we'd all be Egyptians today."

Roll with the punches

"He's not a very good roll model."

Are they easy to pick out in a crowd?

"We hate limp-gutted liberals."