Nice look. Just don't touch it.

"I saw this guy wearing a ebola tie." 

And we were impressed!

"Putin flexed his mussels"

On stage or at the beach?

"We saw an amazing flamingo dancer last night."

Nailed it!

"What's the definition of a band? 

Three musicians and a drummer"

A new hybrid?

"Put out some Jarlsborough cheese."

So who won?

"Every adult in my house has to go to the shouting range..."

Is that a crime?

"The gem was embezzled right into the ring."

That must be murder on the teeth

"Another one bites the bust."