Burn, Baby Burn

"It's time to pick up the torch and push the envelope."

Or quietly, either.

"They shouldn't be aloud to have kids."

Those are hard jobs to get!

"My daughter's majoring in poetry. 

What's she going to do when she graduates? Drive a poetry truck"?

That's quite a range!

"It's worth like five, ten, seventy-five, a hundred, hundred-fifty dollars."

Must be some alternative medicine

"I'm taking these melanoma pills to help me sleep." 

Take cover!

"It looks like it's snowing cats and dogs out there."

Oh those crazy Asians!

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