Wow! The adhesive hardly shows!

 

"The Lamination of the Dead Christ."

Did it remind you of a Gruyere painting?

 

"The place smelled like Goya cheese."

That couldn't have been easy!

 

"He threw his friends under the jail."

Does your sponsor know?

 

"I was left to my own vices."

If only!

 

"Life isn't all corn flakes and sunshine!"

Wow! That sounds cold!

 

"We were pissing icicles."

Thank God for indoor plumbing!

 

"I'm flushing out an idea."