Are they USDA Prime?

"All he does is play golf and eat stakes."

Say what?

"The Russian collision thing isn't working."

Wouldn't they catch fire?

"He can pull coals from fire with bear hands."

They've sunk to a new low.

"They bought it, hook, line, and sink."

How can they do that?

"They should abolish the electrical college."

That must be one huge gun.

"We dodged a 600 lb. bullet."

What is he going to do with them?

"The small guy getting screws again."