Are they long and pointy?

"I love those Pinocchio nuts."

They were out, so I got windmill cookies instead

"Pick up some window cookies for me."

Go figure

"Multi-task? I can barely uni-task."

Maybe they should call a plumber

"They have a restroom that doesn't stop."

Nicely done. And only two points.

"I sweet talked my way into a ticket"

I doubt we'd all fit.

"The U.S. should be in jail now."

That's pretty dead, I guess.

"He's as dead as yesterday's communion wine."