So turn the pressure up already

"You have a low self of steam."

They're mighty fine craftsman

Him: "I'd like to see Devils Tower someday."

Her: "Is that something the Mormons built?"

How does that work?

"He was burning the midnight oil at both ends." 

I guess it's a tossup.

"So is the glass half empty or half broken?"

Vulcan cussing?

"Holy Shatner!"

--Heard this one in a movie

Hope springs eternal

"Can I have the aspiration date on your credit card?"

Well said.

"There's no I in TEAM, but there is one in IDIOT."