That's quite a range!

"It's worth like five, ten, seventy-five, a hundred, hundred-fifty dollars."

Must be some alternative medicine

"I'm taking these melanoma pills to help me sleep." 

Take cover!

"It looks like it's snowing cats and dogs out there."

Oh those crazy Asians!

Warning label: When opened, keep it in refrigerator and serve earlier.

Also: Best before (YYYY MM)

If this is what you mean, sign me up!

From an internet job board: 

"We are onboarding this week, please contact us as soon as possible to apply!"

Go for it!

Overheard in a bar

"Miss, this wine is awful!"

"No problem, I'll get you another one."

"Wait, can I have another sip before you take it?"

Tough life

"It must be rough working one day in a row."