ET, don't phone home.

Gone fishin'

"Every pole shows Americans don't want to go to war."

Overheard in Detroit (Thanks, Sarah)

"Hey, can't we just get a to-go cup?"

"This isn't Key West, Brad." 

You're joking, right?

"It was an awesome jester on his part."

I sea what you mean.

"They did a good job piecing the Black Sea scrolls together."

How sweet!

"The Egyptian situation is a tender box..."

That would be pretty gross.

"So, we're in a can of worms."