Maybe the defroster would help.

"With the 'Windshield Factor,' it felt like five below."

Did he go to rehab?

"He walked scotch free!"

Easy Peasy! R-O-S-E-S.

"Wake up and spell the roses."

Should it be all caps or italics?

"It looked like a title wave."

Were they canned?

"We had a whole buttload of tomatoes."

Would you need to call 911?

"He sounds like a cereal rapist."

I hope he's okay with that.

"He's a roll model."