Don't we all?

"He has prostrate problems."

Beery true

"Why do you always take two Mormons when you fish?"

"Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."

Which ones does he use?

"He toes the line". 

Seriously?

Me: Do you sell gnocchi?

Cashier: Is that a kind of liquor? 

Are they long and pointy?

"I love those Pinocchio nuts."

They were out, so I got windmill cookies instead

"Pick up some window cookies for me."

Go figure

"Multi-task? I can barely uni-task."