What I just heard
Saturday, May 28, 2016
Which ones does he use?
"He toes the line".
Sunday, May 1, 2016
Seriously?
Me: Do you sell gnocchi?
Cashier: Is that a kind of liquor?
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Are they long and pointy?
"I love those Pinocchio nuts."
Sunday, April 3, 2016
They were out, so I got windmill cookies instead
"Pick up some window cookies for me."
Thursday, March 24, 2016
Go figure
"Multi-task? I can barely uni-task."
Friday, January 15, 2016
Maybe they should call a plumber
"They have a restroom that doesn't stop."
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Nicely done. And only two points.
"I sweet talked my way into a ticket"
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