Oh those crazy Frogs!

"They were playing 'Mayonnaise', you know, the French National Anthem."

Do they smell like onions?

"They're up there in their white castle."

Reel 'em in!

"Her nose had a hook you could catch fish with."

The big one?

"He doesn't toe the line."

Hope it doesn't smell

"He has diarrhea of the texting."

Misheard lyrics

A woman once called Randy Bachman to tell him how

much she like his song "Bacon-carrot biscuits."

("Taking Care of Business")

Is it an internal war?

"Ignorance is blitz."