How does that work?

"He was burning the midnight oil at both ends." 

I guess it's a tossup.

"So is the glass half empty or half broken?"

Vulcan cussing?

"Holy Shatner!"

--Heard this one in a movie

Hope springs eternal

"Can I have the aspiration date on your credit card?"

Well said.

"There's no I in TEAM, but there is one in IDIOT."

Sure that's right?

"It's just water over the bridge."

Just how much is that?

"He needs to raise his voice a few decimals."