Nailed it!

"What's the definition of a band? 

Three musicians and a drummer"

A new hybrid?

"Put out some Jarlsborough cheese."

So who won?

"Every adult in my house has to go to the shouting range..."

Is that a crime?

"The gem was embezzled right into the ring."

That must be murder on the teeth

"Another one bites the bust."

I'll bet that got sticky!

"He was wearing one of those baklavas to keep his face warm."

Just how clear is that?

"The water in the stream was clear as a bell."