Tiny bubbles!

"He's a real Don Ho with the women."

Oh those important cell phone calls

I overheard this conversation at a public drinking fountain:
"Hang on, I'm going to get a drink of water."
(Drinks)
"There, did you hear me drinking the water?"

That small, eh?

"Tax them down to a molehill."

He must have liked his sweets

"He was like a bull in a candy shop."

Yea, but could he read by them?

"A light when on in his eyes."

That must make walking difficult.

"He left the room with his head between his legs." 

Is he good enough to eat?

"He's a great roll model."